Shut Up!

For a cat lover, this may sound strange:

I hate cats!

Well, not true, really.

But I am SICK of cleaning the stupid scratch box every day.  I've never minded scooping poop.  But this is getting old.  Every day?  Come on guys!  Really?  Every day?

It's even worse when I try to get the scoop "under" but it cuts right through like a knife.  Ewwww...

Plus yesterday DJ was ticking me off with his LOUD demanding meows from the kitchen.  Yes, I guess you want more food, huh?  You GOT PLENTY of food!

Then his loud demanding yowl by the glass sliding door.  Yes, we KNOW you want out, but you're not going out.  That's a privilege reserved for when your master is home on the weekends.

We're the ultimate selfish couple... no kids.. and no cats.  We use those of others to satisfy our brat & cat needs.