Murphy's

This post is dedicated to Murphy's stout.

I don't often drink the vile watery sludge known as Guinness.

That is because there's a tasty alternative, now widely available.

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Or perhaps instead I should say:

I don't often drink the poisonous effluent known as Guinness, but when I do, please roundhouse kick it out of my hand and offer me a Murphy's instead.

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Really, though, to be positive, which is the goal of this blog, I should rather simply say:

Try a Murphy's... it will be delicious!