Sunday, July 11, 2010

In Demand

With being unemployed for a year, and my unemployment insurance payments having ceased, you'd likely think me worried.

Not at all!

For since July 9th I have had 24 e-mails from several different Hiring Managers seeking my services.

Yes, indeed, twenty-four.  Count 'em.  In fact, here are their names:
Elba Calanche, Carl Arino, Jesse Euresti, Jordan Viego, Bobby Bobele, Aaron Batine, Lessie Porras, Bertie Galceran, Mari Alpuche, Paul Bada, Audra Rambonga, Luella Bonillas, Barbra Pajaro, Elba Ballagas, Timothy Oroz, Roy Vizcaino, Greta Togores, Mathew Lanuza, Alan Pedroche, Annmarie Baluja, Carlos Carcana, Derek Umpierre, Tommie Flandez, Tony Zetino, Nita Allala, Jannie Santisteban, Dale Luna.
They are all "Hiring Managers with the International Student Exchange Center (EPSEC)" and in each e-mail along with the job description (which I can do from home), they state that "The starting salary is $31.28 per hour".

Well, where do I sign up?  I guess I should just pick one of the e-mails and respond to it and give them all my personal details so that I can start getting paid the big bucks!

Strangely, each and every e-mail was tagged as "spam" by g-mail.

And they added a band of yellow at the top of each message with the following text:  "
This message was likely forged and did not originate from your account."

Why would they say that? Oh... upon close examination, each e-mail seems to have been sent from me (my e-mail address) to me. What? Oh well...

Oh, gmail, you spoil-sport!  You non-believer!  You'll soon see you were wrong...

I'll send you a postcard from the French Riviera not long after I begin collecting my $31.28 per hour for working at home!

3 comments:

  1. The full text from one of the e-mails:

    from swim2prk@gmail.com
    to swim2prk@gmail.com
    date Sat, Jul 10, 2010 at 11:51 PM
    subject Re: CV 95
    hide details 11:51 PM (5 hours ago)
    This message was likely forged and did not originate from your account. Learn More
    My name is Aaron BATINE, I am a hiring manager with International Student Exchange Center (EPSEC),
    a non-profit international student exchange organization, specializing in managing exchange programs
    for university and college students from all over the world.

    I would like to offer you a job of an Area Representative with our organization.

    An Area Representative's responsibilities include
    * Distributing of educational materials and grants from our sponsors
    * Preparing materials that will be used for country & state guides for foreign students
    * Working with host families, helping to resolve their issues, responding to their concerns

    Job Requirements
    * 1-2 years of Previous sales experience is required.
    * Previous sales experience in admissions, health club memberships, or personnel placement is preferred.
    * Telephone appointment setting and interviewing experience.
    * Strong communication skills, both on the phone and in person, are required.


    Please note that you will need a PC with Internet connection,
    as well as a working cell phone or a landline to successfully perform as a Student Organization Representative.
    This job would allow you to work from home or office,
    since all your functions will be done through a web-based interface, which can be accessed remotely.

    All employees are provided with free training materials. The starting salary is $31.28 per hour,
    which can be increased depending on your performance level. We offer paid holidays, vacation,
    and education reimbursement for full-time and part-time employees.

    Our work environment is very dynamic.
    Our people are valued.

    Apply today for a rewarding experience in the international education & student exchange industry!

    Please forward your resume along with your contact information to the following email: Aaron@us-epsec.com

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  2. What are you talking about? That sounds completely legit! I'll take the job! Of course, you first...

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  3. I just got the same message. It was sent by me to me. So if I hit reply, it goes to me. But if I really want the job, I should compose a new message and send it to Louisa@ep-sec.net. $31.28 per hour! Wow, I'm going to get rich!

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